I found it useful to highlight some rather bald hypocrisy by Jonah Goldberg. In doing so, I used his "Polanksi Controversy Shouldn't Be Controversial" post on National Review Online with changes in facts, but no change in reasoning:
I am delighted by the Bush Administration torture controversy. Don’t get me wrong: I am horrified and disgusted by what the administration did — and admitted to — but there is an upside.Yeah yeah, I know. It's a Left-Right issue. But it shouldn't be. Once you get out of "is this torture?" and into "assuming heinous torture (give an example), should the vice president be able to authorize this?" I think the political winds might shift to the same direction.
Just to recap, the Bush administration authorized, in bad faith, a system of torture to eke confessions and information out of foreign nationals. They brought these foreigners from their home countries to secret bases or bases with dubious international scrutiny around the world and performed acts previously described as torture. They tried to torture the people into confessing to links between Iraq and al Qaeda. The foreigners said no initially, but eventually cracked. The interrogators raped and tortured them anyway. Cheney argued he did authorize these techniques, allegedly for fear that millions of Americans would die in a "ticking time bomb" scenario. He spent the next several months living the life of a revered statesman in America.
So what do I like about the controversy? Well, for starters, that there is one at all. I think it is fascinating beyond words that this is open to “debate.”
If Dick Cheney were the name of the world’s greatest plumber or accountant, or even the director of Weekend at Bernie’s II, there would be no argument. Indeed, Dick Cheney would have already been convicted and imprisoned by now. No serious person can dispute this.
Now of course, reasonable people can disagree about all sorts of stuff. What sort of punishment does Dick Cheney deserve? Should the 68-year-old spend the rest of his life in jail? Does the fact that he was ostensibly "protecting American lives" mitigate issues? How should we score allegations of bad-faith legal reasoning or the fact that he's no longer in office? All of these things are open to good-faith disagreement.
But there are also a few things, by my lights, no reasonable person can dispute. The first is that torture is a very bad thing and no amount of blame-shifting to the foreign nationals can absolve Cheney of his culpability.
Capturing and torturing enemy combatants in secret bases around the world is a crime. How on earth can waterboarding an innocent man, putting him in stress positions, and ultimately killing him be seen as less heinous?
A second point beyond dispute is that whatever your crime, be it tax fraud or tearing the tags off your mattress, our system of government cannot tolerate anyone arguing "state secrets" or "national security" to escape punishment. Even if Cheney were wholly innocent of the charges, it would be necessary for us to seek a truth commission.
That brings us to the even more refreshing aspect of this controversy: It is not a Left-Right issue. I’m not normally one to celebrate bipartisan unity, but it’s nice to know there are some things political or ideological opponents can agree on. Some of the most ardent and clear voices on the Bush Administration torture issue have been on the Right.
Go into a bar or union hall and ask whether presidents and vice presidents should get special treatment when they torture and kill people and you’ll discover that on this issue, the differences between “blue America” and “red America” are vanishingly small.
And yet, there is a controversy. Many of the international community’s leading lights are rallying to the Enhanced Interrogations movement. A meme is circulating with such talking heads as Charles Krauthammer, Rush Limbaugh, and G. Gordon Liddy arguing against investigations. (No surprise that Liddy’s on board, given that he served time for political wrondoing.) The arguments in Cheney’s defense range from lawyerly red herrings to intellectual piffle to horrendous affronts to human decency. Jonah Goldberg dismissed the allegations because he was sure whatever Cheney authorized, it didn’t amount to "torture.”
It all boils down to the fact that Cheney is famous and powerful and a bullshit artist, living above the world of mortals. Indeed, if he didn’t authorize torture — and he did — Cheney would still be considered a pig in most normal communities. This is the man who, after all, advocated using military force in domestic law enforcement, and lied his way into American involvement in Iraq.
His defenders don’t care. They are above and beyond bourgeois notions of morality, even legality.
And that’s the main reason I am grateful for this controversy. It is a dye marker, “lighting up” a whole archipelago of morally wretched people. With their time, their money, and their craft, these very people routinely lecture America about what is right and wrong. It’s good to know that at the most fundamental level, they have no idea what they’re talking about.